few weeks ago, sat a certain Ulrich Hoeness, his sign, "manager" of the soccer clubs Bayern Munich, the Mission of the Formerly hostess Sabine Christiansen. There he blustered about the decline of decency and morality within the CSU. Politburo of the Free State, namely one intrigued collectively against the rulers, the Kalkleiste Stoiber Edi. Hoeneß'Gesichtsfarbe took the bright red color that is unheard of him usually only after journalists' questions to FC Bayern ("Mr. Hoeness why the team has played badly today?") knows. He raged in the direction of Markus Söder (that is the lackey of Edi): "They have a lot more as general secretary to work for your boss with FC Bayern, it would be the NEVER that a valuable employee is treated so shabbily.."
Really? Fast forward a few times before weeks back round start of FC Bayern in front of a packed house at the former Dortmund Westphalia Stadium. The Munich underground play what one is accustomed in recent decades, even of the South "German". What is not used to it: the Bayern have no luck, the referee does not give them in the final minute a penalty and no 17-yard free-kick. So they actually deserved to lose 2-3.
Four days later it filed against relegation candidates VfL Bochum only to a miserable 0-0. And what happened afterwards? FC Bayern throws with Felix Magath a deserving employee (he won twice in a row the "Double" from championship and DFB Cup) just times out on its edge. The successor is the predecessor Ottmar Hitzfeld. Even such a valuable employee, who had to go after evil slander 2004th What is interesting about the whole thing as follows: first to the time when it was agreed with Hitzfeld on the recent cooperation, followed the dismissal of Magath. It can
be that I have no idea Palatine backwoods of decency and morality, but I think I have somewhere read something and to know, therefore, that the coach lay-offs have nothing to Bavaria-style to do with decency and morality. Memories of the shabby treatment of the FCB with Erich Ribbeck and Otto Rehhagel I leave it now before the outside. Usually it is in football that is normal to negotiate only with a new coach, if one actually looks, so if you have completed the dismissal of the acting tutor already.
The Otte's Hitzfeld will do the job well only until the end of the season. He justified his hiring at Bayern with the "sports challenge" and said: "As before the winter break, the offer of Dortmund came, I was there called off, because I do not want to play only for 5th place, but for the championship." Well, he had better appeal to somewhere else, because after yesterday debacle in Nuremberg you should prepare in Munich on the relegation battle. This is of course not be win, especially since Bochum already too much for Bayern was Gladbach and Hamburg can take with the new coaches have the Uefa Cup in the eye and Cottbus held in the "Ossi-bonus" in the league a must. Of Mainz, we talk sometimes not, their descent is already Check. Who can Bayern back again on track for the descent? Here is the list of candidates:
first Franz Beckenbauer
The calls for the great savior Franz were in 1994 and 1996 a successful one. But now it is doubtful whether he can give up his honorary role as the voice of Germany's largest tabloid newspaper again for the coaching job. Where once, at least more original motivation sayings were in the Bayern-cab everyday ("Mei goes out un played football!"), The emperor presented last and more often his Alterssenilität demonstrated. Whether it comes to criticism of Klinsmann, the discussion of DFB-test matches or went to Christmas parties: we were all always very happy when the Franz has his helicopter somewhere far away to advertise in Tanzania or Kuala Lumpur for the World Cup. chance: 10%
second Jürgen Klinsmann
He is probably among those who are candidates in the race. There is one very simple reason why one can say with absolute certainty that Klinsmann will NOT go to Bavaria. The DFB had before him, never such a visionary, modern, intelligent and assertive coach in its ranks. FC Bayern, however, had so far at all has never been a visionary, modern, intelligent and assertive coach in its ranks. And the Bayern change and progress are not like that much. chance: 0%
3 . Christoph Daum
nee Oh, who is in the process, 1 FC Cologne to lead a World Cup victory. So he does not live in question .. However, it is not excluded that his best buddy Hoeness him at a White Beer anhaut times and says, "Gee, Chris, old sniffly, ! Do come to us, here in Bavaria is a lot more snow than in Cologne "If he is not as soft times ... chance: 5%
fourth Ralf Rangnick
HAHA, no no .. He is now clearly too intelligent for Bayern ... likelihood: - 100%
fifth Stefan Effenberg
That would be ne real solution: Otte Hitzfeld as "Supervisor" the coach Effenberg, who himself if need be again torn the shoes from the nail and on the pitch his 3246th can get a yellow card. He actually met all the requirements for the job: IQ just below the room temperature, arrogance beyond the limit of shame, ugliness significantly below the tolerance limit. A typical Bayer also! Let's go, Effe! chance: 80%
all likelihood, we must, unfortunately, but well set, unfortunately, that the stay in Bayern this season, but still the 5th Space and reach the Uefa Cup (O-Ton Beckenbauer: will move in. "The Cup of the losers").
new coach will probably not German. Rather, it is probably Jose Mourinho from Chelsea, who then Michael Ballack may bring the same again. Or they commit Marcello Lippi, the coach of world champions Italy. "Cheating-Bayern get cheat world champion" - so it would have to report back something nice FIG. It is also possible that Arsene Wenger Arsenal FC switches from the Isar. Finally, do the Bavarians felt the French for 50 years as a committed trainer. The shows, however persistent character and remember not to "leave mess" is the same from Bavaria, to quote the Toten Hosen . Perhaps he is still weak, schaumermal ...
When did nothing more is to have the Bayern imnmer another in the hindquarters of the store can bring back into shape:
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